Paris Hilton v. Nicole Richie: War of the Cleavage

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie showed up at the DCMA Collective flagstore opening to support their men Benji and Joel Madden respectively. The girls brought out the big guns probably to draw a crowd. They’re gonna need all help they can get. I scoped out the DCMA website, and, after sending an axe through my monitor, I’m thoroughly unimpressed. It just proves the theory that if you allow twin douche-bandits to design their own clothing line, you end up with Hot Topic – but more retarded which I never thought was possible until today. We’re through the looking glass, people.

NOTE: In the battle of the boobs, The Superficial declares Paris Hilton the winner. She defeats Nicole Richie who should’ve tried a different look besides “Lactating Gollum.”

Paris-Madden relationship not a hoax

Paris Hilton, who is currently dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, has cleared the air claiming her relationship is not a hoax.

The celebutante said, “I’m really happy! I feel very safe and secure. He’s a great guy.”

A beaming Hilton said, “He’s been my friend for a couple of years now, and we’re really happy.”

Paris also revealed that it was the rocker’s idea to wear matching Benji Madden ‘BM’ and Paris Hilton ‘PH’ rings. “That was a very special present I got. He’s really sweet,” said the blushing lady in love.

Paris also revealed that her parents have approved her relationship with Madden, “They’re really happy for me!”

When asked whether her romance was just a spoof for Ashton Kutcher’s prank show, ‘Pop Fiction’, the socialite said, “This is not for Pop Fiction. It’s not a hoax!”

Well guys we have to wait and watch if this relation is hoax or not. Meanwhile our sniffer dogs are already on prowl.