Jamie Lee Curtis Topless

Jamies Lee Curtis has gone topless to celebrate her 50 th birthday. As she hits 50 she’s eligible to join the AARP and she’s posed topless for the cover of their magazine. Sadly, the AARP is just another special interest group, out to get what they can from everyone else for their members.

Sadly, what gives them their power is that, as PJ O’Rourke pointed out, their special interest group is everyone: the old and all those who hope to survive long enough to get old.

Anyway, as to Jamie Lee Curtis going topless, she’s done it before, in hte movie Trading Places. Although, from memory, the scene was shot twice, once with her topless, once not. You don’t know which one you’re going to see until you get to that part of the movie.

We know you’re tired of this chick

Here is Kim Kardashian in what appears to be a party outfit. Then again when isn’t she getting her party on??? Hmmm where’s Reggie Bush? Is the rumor true???

Kim Kardashian attends launch for season two of her reality show

Kim Kardashian and her sisters attended the launch of season two of their reality show ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ last night in Hollywood. Kourtney is alright but the other sister looks like Chyna the wrestler.

To see more Kim and Kourtney

Jameson wants Theron to pose nude for PETA

London, March 21 (IANS) Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson desperately wants Oscar winning actress Charlize Theron to pose naked for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).

Jameson thinks Theron would be perfect for the animal rights movement, thesun.co.uk reports. Jameson also believes Theron should be her successor as the next sex icon.

She said: ‘Bettie Page was the ultimate sex icon. Next came Marilyn Monroe, then Pamela Anderson, then me. Now I’m on the lookout for the next woman to pass my title on to. Charlize would be perfect.’

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush kissing and grinding

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian were publicly getting their swerve on in Miami at the Mansion. Public displays of affection was definitely the in thing to do New Year’s Eve. So it must definitely be official for Kim K and NFL’s Reggie Bush they must be a couple. They were all over each other last night.

Kim Kardashian looking thick in dem jeans

Kim Kardashian attended Tori Spelling’s memoir publication party in LA on Tuesday looking nice and thick in them jeans. We don’t care if her butt-cheeks are fake or real she’s still Enuff to make a dying priest on his death bed say GotDaaayuuum! It’s rumored that Kim is thinking about getting her butt insured. Kim and her man Reggie Bush were at a NBA game last night coupled up but there are rumors that one of Reggie’s jump-offs confronted the couple while watching the game. Click Here to get the full story.

To see more thick ass Kim

Eliot Spitzer sought by Playgirl

Since I have been giving a decent amount of coverage to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, it’s only fair that I report on Eliot Spitzer’s post-resignation offers. It looks like Playgirl is countering Ashley’s $1 million Hustler deal and wants the former governor to debrief (witty!) himself in a full nude photo shoot, according to their official blog:

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com?

Spitzer, old chum, I say do it. I did a shoot for Playgirl back in the day and those folks are nothing but professional. I mean, the way they called security when I showed up naked on a random set was top notch. Those guys really knew how to pry my steel grip from the stuffed polar bear I mounted in the scenery. I was going for a Grizzly Adams meets James Bond look. Unfortunately, it turned into more of a TASER beam meets testicle look. I pee sitting down now.

UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists, looks like crap

Word of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape has been around for a while, but this recent pic (above) is apparently a preview clip of the video that hit the web in the past 24 hours. Gossip Rocks is saying this is the real deal:

Apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends…which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video.
Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She’s just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she “cant remember it being filmed”.

Lindsay Lohan can’t remember something. Hmm, how out of character. I wonder if she suffers from amnesia… Wait, this just in: She’s a drunken sexbot from the planet Whore-u-tron. And there have you it. Science has spoken.

NOTE: Pic links to a super blurry but still NSFW version. If you’re confused as to what’s going on, it’s the exact same thing as the Kristin Davis photo but consists of way shittier photographic quality. I mean, it looks like Bigfoot’s drinking out of a water fountain – with testicles.

UPDATE: Victor over at The Blemish just informed me this is not Lindsay Lohan. Apparently this is a shot from a pre-existing porno that is sans the fiery nether region. Video here, way NSFW. Thanks for the heads-up, Victor, and proving my theory that it is, indeed, Bigfoot in that photo. Sexy!

CARMEN ELECTRA WANTS TO BECOME MOM

Carmen Electra

Sexy web star Carmen Electra is expressing a desire to start a family with Korn rocker Rob Patterson. Electra, who has previously been married to basketball’s Dennis Rodman and Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro, has began thinking about motherhood ahead of her 36th birthday next month. She says, “I have pictured myself as a mother for years and look forward to fulfilling that strong desire.”

THE ALLEGED KRISTIN DAVIS SEX PHOTOS

The Sex photos and video allegedly featuring Kristin Davis were reportedly taken by her ex-boyfriend.The photos which appear to show the ‘Sex and the City’ actress performing oral sex on a man – claims which have been vehemently denied, are said to have been taken by a former lover in 1992, according to gossip website TMZ. Despite initial reports suggesting a sex tape of the actress had been released, it is now believed 20 photos were sold by the ex-boyfriend to a third party, who then posted them online. However, Kristin’s press rep. immediately moved to deny the claims, insisting: “This is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape.” Kristin is not the first celebrity to be embroiled in a sex tape scandal. Video footage of socialite Paris Hilton engaged in a variety of sexual acts was leaked on the Internet by her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon in 2003. The video was eventually released as an adult DVD entitled ‘1 Night in Paris’. Former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson, who went on to later marry Salomon, and her ex-husband Tommy Lee appeared in X-rated footage that was recorded on their honeymoon and later posted on the web.

The pictures or video are posted here.

Editors Note: I went to this website to take a look. They look like her, but the website expects you to download some software to view. It looks more like they inserted the picture in a video. So they may just be pictures running around and not a video and they may not even be Kristin. So proceed at your own risk.